Stressed Out? It’s Time To Drink Some “Calm The F**K Down” Tea

Yes, this is a thing.

Its Time To Drink Some TeaAfter a stressful day dealing with overbearing bosses and annoying co-workers, what you need is a relaxing cup of tea.

Oh, wait – not just any cup o’ tea.

A mug of “Calm the Fuck Down” tea which, according to Firebox, does exactly what it promises.

The fanciful packaging colored with swear words is a humorous – albeit brilliant – way to entice more people to drink tea.

The blend itself is made up of chamomile, rooibos, linden + passion flower petals, lemon balm, lemon verbena leaves, anise, cinnamon, orange pieces, oat straw, and hops.

This combination contains no caffeine and is guaranteed to calm one down – exactly as promised.

The company includes the following in its description of the product:
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“A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.”

Its Time To Drink Some Tea 1If you’re not certain this product is worth the price tag, just take customer Evie Lees’ word for it. She wrote in the comments section:

“Bought this for my boss… She calmed the fuck down as soon as she got it :-)”
Seriously, what more could one want?

Seriously, what more could one want?

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See also: The effects of coffee on the brain

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